me:does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends:YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM
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Every time.

In class:1+1=2
Exercises:1+2+1=4
Test:John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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poagk:

neil-gaiman:

Oh dear god.

And, possibly, even, Dear God….

idk how i sat through this. 

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